THIS NIGGA CATCHING THE TRAIN TO GO FIGHT MAJIN BUU
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
*pulls up in a lil ice blue mercedes*
*steps out in a lil vintage fubu jersey dress*
*takes my red lollipop outta my mouth for a lil min*
*ties up the strings of my manolo blahnik timbaland boots*
*applies more gel to my baby hairs*
*watches u hoes turn green wit envy*
"the Queen of rap, slaying with Queen Bey"
my pussy will make ya wanna go back 2 school and get cha masters.
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
Lmao @ the cast of Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta bitching about not wanting to work with Joseline as if she or Mona Scott gives a fuck. Mona will replace all of you boring bitches before she gets rid of the Puerto Rican princess!!
rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jeniffer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and a part of the Illuminati