*Real Housewives theme* When I want something, I get it; And I want everything. *twirls*
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legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

prettyboyshyflizzy:

FUCKING DECEASEDDDDDDDDDDDD

noizsscaryleftnipple:

LOOK AT THOSE BONE TIDDIES

When bae tries to nut on your face

lion:

people who go through your entire blog liking and reblogging posts but don’t follow you

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holyshitballsjessicalange:

coming off the internet and getting back to reality like