*Real Housewives theme* When I want something, I get it; And I want everything. *twirls*
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1overjordan24:

THIS NIGGA CATCHING THE TRAIN TO GO FIGHT MAJIN BUU

  • *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Girl: If i leave im never coming back

Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options

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Girl: ok bye *slams door*

You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”

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"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"

*15 mins later*

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pinkvelourtracksuit:

*pulls up in a lil ice blue mercedes*

*steps out in a lil vintage fubu jersey dress*

*takes my red lollipop outta my mouth for a lil min*

*ties up the strings of my manolo blahnik timbaland boots* 

*applies more gel to my baby hairs*

*watches u hoes turn green wit envy* 

kobetyrant:

"the Queen of rap, slaying with Queen Bey"

pinkvelourtracksuit:

my pussy will make ya wanna go back 2 school and get cha masters. 

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

Lmao @ the cast of Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta bitching about not wanting to work with Joseline as if she or Mona Scott gives a fuck. Mona will replace all of you boring bitches before she gets rid of the Puerto Rican princess!!

tyrabankruptcy:

bigeisamazing:

Wait a fucking second

What kind of subtle racist teas?

Mona Scott ain’t do shit but waste my time with this LHHATL reunion pt. 1

divafierce:

rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jeniffer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and a part of the Illuminati